Frankenstein's monster daily newspaper is reporting the strange happenings of a small town. What could otherwise be perceived as a fluffy perky little dog is now causing havoc. Toys aimed at innocent passersby, endless treats served without supervision and, to top it all, the smell of rotten eggs is overpowering the usual smells of the dog park. This is the town's scream for help, help us and you'll receive some very well deserved pettings. No more, no less. Thank you.